What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

What do people with very high IQs do all day?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?